Oct 13

Black teen pregnancies? A ‘crisis’ in black America.
White teen pregnancies? A ‘blessed event.’

If you grow up in Hawaii you’re ‘exotic.’
Grow up in Alaska eating mooseburgers, you’re the quintessential ‘American story.’

Similarly, if you name your kid Barack you’re ‘unpatriotic.’
Name your kids Trig and Track, you’re ‘colorful.’

If you’re a Democrat and you make a VP pick without fully vetting the individual you’re ‘reckless.’
A Republican who doesn’t fully vet is a ‘maverick.’

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Jul 18

Apparently, Terrorism takes a back seat to the comfort of Senior Military officials. Over the past three years, the Air Force has attempted to divert $16.2 Million Dollars in counterterrorism funds on “comfort capsules”(pictured above) for military planes used by senior officers and civilian leaders. Congress twice told them no, but guess what. They said F… Congress and spent $331,000 on them anyway!

Senior Leader Intransit Comfort Capsules, or SLICC are described as “aesthetically pleasing and furnished to reflect the rank of the senior leaders using the capsule,” with beds, a couch, a table, a 37-inch flat-screen monitor with stereo speakers, and a full-length mirror.

Although no more counterterrorism funds are supposed to be used for the project, it will still cost US 7.6 Million dollars to make 3 of these! 3!, Yes, i said 3! Can anyone else think of better ways to spend $7.6 million taxpayer dollars? Welcome to Amerikkka, where Generals, Colonels, and Politicians comfort is more important than all else.

Jul 16

Valerie Plame was an undercover CIA agent (whose covert identity was classified) whose husband, Joseph Wilson, was sent to Niger to validate the Bush Administrations claim that Saddam was buying enriched Uranium Yellowcake, which could be used for weapons of mass destruction. This claim by the Bush Crime Family leading up to the Iraq War, was central in convincing Congress, the UN, and the American people that Saddam in fact did have WMD’s. Which we ALL know now that he did not. Well when Joseph Wilson contradicted the Bush administration’s claims and said that there was no deal in place for Saddam to buy enriched Uranium from Niger, the Bush administration responded by outing his wife (Valerie Plame), an active, undercover CIA agent, exposing her as such, blowing her cover, and putting her life in danger. Oh and by the way, doing so is an act of treason, punishable by death.

When initially confronted about the leak, The Bush Crime Family denied any involvement. President Chucklenuts went on to say

“It’s best people wait until the investigation is complete before you jump to conclusions. I don’t know all the facts. I want to know all the facts,” Bush said. “I would like this to end as quickly as possible. If someone committed a crime, they will no longer work in my administration.”

When later asked at a June 10, 2004 news conference if he stood by his pledge to fire anyone found to have leaked Plame’s name, Bush answered, “Yes. And that’s up to the U.S. attorney to find the facts.”

Then, according to “Scooter Libby”, Chief of Staff to Vice prick Dick Cheney, Bush himself authorized the leaks!

Today, after saying in 04 “It’s up to the US Attorney to find the facts”, President Chucklenuts blocked Congress access to an FBI interview with Vice President Dick Cheney and other records related to the administration’s leak of CIA operative Valerie Plame’s identity in 2003.

Do i have to spell it out? These assholes committed treason, and are openly covering it up. What’s worse is our Democratic majority in the House and Senate are doing nothing about it. We all know what liars, cheats, and thieves are in the Bush Crime Family so nothing they do, no matter how “two middle fingers up” it is to the American people, we expect it from these crooks. But ANY Democrat who stands by and does nothing is just as guilty, none more than Nancy Pelosi. Dennis Kucinich is the ONLY true American in Washington, and none of these cowardly Democrats have the sac to defend and support him. Screw them all.

Jul 14

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The editor should be fired. Anyone of African-American descent working for them should resign. I’m so damn pissed by this I can’t even really comment. What pisses me off even more is that these assholes tried to defend it. Here’s what they said

“…the magazine said the cover “combines a number of fantastical images about the Obamas and shows them for the obvious distortions they are.”

“The burning flag, the nationalist-radical and Islamic outfits, the fist-bump, the portrait on the wall? All of them echo one attack or another. Satire is part of what we do, and it is meant to bring things out into the open, to hold up a mirror to prejudice, the hateful, and the absurd. And that’s the spirit of this cover,” the New Yorker statement said.”

I say bullshit. there is a political agenda behind this. It’s inflammatory, and racist at best. What is behind Michelle Obama having an afro? An AK-47? Fatigues? Also, if you read the article it isn’t a positive one at all. Which of course is the writer’s right. But you cannot use the excuse that the cover is “lampooning” all the lies about the Obama’s to show how absurd they are if the article isn’t positive. Doesn’t make any sense. That’s not how satire works. All this cover will do is re-inforce the Republican lies being spread about Obama “hating America”, being muslim, etc.

If this cover disgusts you, please write, call, and or email the New Yorker HERE and let them know how chicken shit this is.

May 21

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Viral…….. According to Wikipedia:

Viral marketing and viral advertising refer to marketing techniques that use pre-existing social networks to produce increases in brand awareness or to achieve other marketing objectives (such as product sales) through self-replicating viral processes, analogous to the spread of pathological and computer viruses. It can be word-of-mouth delivered or enhanced by the network effects of the Internet.[1] Viral marketing is a marketing phenomenon that facilitates and encourages people to pass along a marketing message voluntarily.[2] Viral promotions may take the form of video clips, interactive Flash games, advergames, ebooks, brandable software, images, or even text messages. The basic form of viral marketing is not infinitely sustainable.

According to Yahoo News, “Viral” attacks on Obama’s Patriotism is headline news, front page even. Funny thing is, I’m on the net ALL DAY. I haven’t seen any indication of “viral” attacks on Obama’s patriotism. What I have seen are “viral” attacks on McCain. Multiple video’s circulating showing McCain “Flip-Flopping”, contradicting himself, and being outright unaware of what he speaks. Truly viral stuff, different video, audio, articles circulating daily.

Strangely though, I found no mention of ANY of that on Yahoo news, CNN, or any other major internet news source yet. But this so called, invisible “viral” attack on Obama makes the headlines? It seems to me that Yahoo News must be part of the “viral” campaign against Obama. Nowhere on Yahoo have you seen any mention of McCain’s “Spiritual Guide” Pastor John Hagee, or his other “Spiritual Guide” Rev. Rod Parsley and their outrageous views. But for 2 months straight, Rev. Wright was headline news.

The propaganda machine is already in full effect….Don’t believe the hype.

May 18

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Alzheimer’s is a degenerative and terminal disease for which there is currently no known cure. In its most common form, it occurs in people over 65 years old although a less-prevalent early-onset form also exists. The disease can begin many years before it is eventually diagnosed. In its early stages, short-term memory loss is the most common symptom, often initially thought to be caused by aging or stress by the sufferer. Later symptoms include confusion, anger, mood swings, language breakdown, long-term memory loss, and the general withdrawal of the sufferer as his or her senses decline.

We’ve already seen his confusion, anger and mood swings. Now there is video proof of his memory loss. All aboard…….”The Straight Talk Express”

Now either he has alzheimer’s, or is too old to understand the concept of the video camera and how everything he says can be replayed at a later time. Either way, he’s too damn old to be President.

May 10

God Is A Republican

1. You have to be against abortion, but support capital punishment on demand.
2. You have to believe that governments create oppression and businesses create prosperity.
3. You have to believe that the man wearing a turban in the airport is more of a terrorist than the white man carrying a concealed gun.
4. You have to believe that federal funding is a handout and that disadvantaged people should be able to “pull themselves up by their bootstraps,” just like you and your daddy and his daddy before him.
5. You have to believe that someone made up global warming to scare you into not driving that gas-guzzling SUV.
6. You have to believe that being sexually confused is an abomination that God hates.
7. You have to believe that the people advocating those afflicted with AIDS should “stop whining.”
8. You have to believe that if schools don’t provide sex education and/or condoms, then kids just won’t think about sex and it will all just go away.
9. You have to believe that animal rights activists aren’t doing “what God intended,” but hunters are.

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May 07

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That’s 1.28 lies per day for 24 months straight!

President George W. Bush and seven of his administration’s top officials, including Vice President Dick Cheney, National Security Adviser Condoleezza Rice, and Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld, made at least 935 false statements in the two years following September 11, 2001, about the national security threat posed by Saddam Hussein’s Iraq. Nearly five years after the U.S. invasion of Iraq, an exhaustive examination of the record shows that the statements were part of an orchestrated campaign that effectively galvanized public opinion and, in the process, led the nation to war under decidedly false pretenses.

On at least 532 separate occasions (in speeches, briefings, interviews, testimony, and the like), Bush and these three key officials, along with Secretary of State Colin Powell, Deputy Defense Secretary Paul Wolfowitz, and White House press secretaries Ari Fleischer and Scott McClellan, stated unequivocally that Iraq had weapons of mass destruction (or was trying to produce or obtain them), links to Al Qaeda, or both. This concerted effort was the underpinning of the Bush administration’s case for war.

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May 07

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Imagine what America’s legacy will look like in a history book some 500 years hence. I can easily see some golden opening chapters where the dream of a democratic Republic - straight from Greco-Roman ideals - is realized. The nation which began bold and bright - breaking away from the tyranny of the British crown, rising to global dominance, and becoming a leader the rest of the world looked to, then comes to the 21st century:

  • The United States defeated Nazi Germany and Imperial Japan, and thwarted the British Empire when they were just scattered colonies in the wilderness. But when faced with cave-dwelling terrorists in the 21st century, they became shrieking cowards who were willing to trade their Constitution, their freedoms, and their souls in exchange for a Nanny State Fatherland.
  • The average American had never read the Constitution, so was willing to believe whatever pundits said it said.
  • The Founding Fathers called the Constitution the “supreme law of the land” which officials had the duty to “preserve, protect, and defend.”
  • George W. called it “just a piece of paper.”
  • Liberals attacked conservatives. Conservatives attacked liberals. This passed for lucid and cogent debate.

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May 05

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Nigger

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