What The ??

Black teen pregnancies? A ‘crisis’ in black America.
White teen pregnancies? A ‘blessed event.’

If you grow up in Hawaii you’re ‘exotic.’
Grow up in Alaska eating mooseburgers, you’re the quintessential ‘American story.’

Similarly, if you name your kid Barack you’re ‘unpatriotic.’
Name your kids Trig and Track, you’re ‘colorful.’

If you’re a Democrat and you make a VP pick without fully vetting the individual you’re ‘reckless.’
A Republican who doesn’t fully vet is a ‘maverick.’

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50. “I can be bought. If they paid me enough, I’d work for the Klan.”

49. “You got to believe in yourself. Hell, I believe I’m the best-looking guy in the world and I might be right.”

48. “I don’t hate anyone, at least not for more than 48 minutes, barring overtime.”

47. “We better not be doing the Bulls this year. Man, they suck! Bunch of high school kids with $70 million contracts. Damn! I hate my mother for having me too soon.”

46. “You can talk without saying a thing. I don’t ever want to be that type of person.”

45. After retiring from basketball “I’m just what America needs - another unemployed black man.

44. Ernie: “Did they recognize you in South Dakota?”
Charles: “Yes, they did. It was easy because I was the only black person there. When they see me walking down the street they say ‘There he goes again’. And when I come back the next year they say ‘He’s back yawl!’”

43. Right after Peja won the 3-point contest: “Kenny said it was going to be an all-international night. I want to know which international brother is going to win the slam dunk contest.”

42. On the Enron scandal investigation: “Almost all those politicians took money from Enron, and there they are holding hearings. That’s like O.J. Simpson getting in the Rae Carruth jury pool.”

41. “I had to explain to my daughter why that skank Monica Lewinski has an hour special on HBO this weekend.”

40. Ernie: “Auburn is a pretty good school. To graduate from there I suppose you really need to work hard and put forth maximum effort.”
Charles: “20 pts and 10 rebounds will get you through also!”

39. “Every time I think about changing a diaper, I run a little bit harder and a little bit faster to make sure I can afford a nanny until my daughter’s old enough to take care of that herself.”

38. EJ: “Did you graduate from Auburn?”
Charles: “No, but I have a couple people working for me who did.”

37. “Dick Bavetta and Moses parted the Red Sea together.”

36. Ernie Johnson, on Reggie Evans being caught grabbing the rocks of Chris Kaman: “(Reggie Evans) got caught with his hand in the cookie jar.”Charles Barkley: “Ernie, I don’t know where you get your cookies at but the rest of us don’t get ours there.”

35. On his 17-year old daughter not dating yet: “Thank goodness. I just hope she doesn’t start before I go in the Hall of Fame. That way, I won’t have to kill anybody before I get inducted.”

34. Kenny: “There’s guys who go over to Europe and play overseas from America, and they dominate!”
Charles: “Those are called ‘brothers’

33. After Wang has a shot blocked: “He’s got to bring something stronger than that. That’s like bringing milk to a bar, it’s not strong enough”

32. Barkley on Turner Sports office having a betting pool on his weight: “That is starting to hurt my feelings. I don’t mind skinny people making fun of me, we all do that, but I don’t want fat people making fun of me.”

31. “We are in the business of kicking butt and business is very, very good.”

30. When the Dream Team was about to play the Angola national team, during pre-game interviews the other USA players provided diplomatic, face saving comments about how they would play hard and felt strongly they would win. When Chuck was asked about Angola and the game, he replied: “They’re in a lot of trouble.”

29. Charles Barkley on his thoughts about retiring before the season: “I remember sitting down with the Rockets and saying, ‘Yeah. I’m going to retire.’ They said, ‘Well, we’ll give you $9 million.’ And I said, ‘You got a pen on you?’”

28. Man, everything gets blamed on the Clintons, every single thing in this world. I think Bill Clinton shot JFK, too.

27. “I know why his name is DMX. Because his real name is Earl. Imagine if his name was Earl the rapper.”

26. “If you go out with a girl and they say she has a great personality, she’s ugly. If they tell you a guy works hard, he can’t play a lick. Same thing.”

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Although California Law allows the cultivating and selling of Marijuana, Federal Law prohibits it. Yeah, I know, definitely a WTF? I know people who have Medical Marijuana cards, and some who were thinking of opening shops to sell it to card holders. Well according to AP, the Feds aren’t having that shit:

The owner of a Morro Bay medical marijuana dispensary has been convicted on federal drug distribution counts. Charles Lynch was found guilty on Tuesday of distributing more than 100 kilos of marijuana, some of it to minors. The 46-year-old man’s Los Angeles trial dramatized the conflict in state and federal marijuana laws.

Lynch, owner of Central Coast Compassionate Caregivers, faces five to 85 years in federal prison.

Cultivating, using and selling medical pot to authorized patients is allowed under California law. But federal law outlaws marijuana cultivation, use and sales.

This country is run by idiots.

Additionally, according to the San Diego Union-Tribune, the feds raided four dispensaries there!

Drug Enforcement Administration and county Narcotics Task Force agents served search warrants at Answerdam on Convoy Court, Plan B Coastal Care Group on Adams Avenue, Chronic Care Providers on Daggett Street and Safe California Access on Murphy Canyon Road. Three men, ages 59, 35 and 26, were arrested at three of the businesses on suspicion of marijuana sales and possession for sale, DEA spokeswoman Eileen Zeidler said.

Valerie Plame was an undercover CIA agent (whose covert identity was classified) whose husband, Joseph Wilson, was sent to Niger to validate the Bush Administrations claim that Saddam was buying enriched Uranium Yellowcake, which could be used for weapons of mass destruction. This claim by the Bush Crime Family leading up to the Iraq War, was central in convincing Congress, the UN, and the American people that Saddam in fact did have WMD’s. Which we ALL know now that he did not. Well when Joseph Wilson contradicted the Bush administration’s claims and said that there was no deal in place for Saddam to buy enriched Uranium from Niger, the Bush administration responded by outing his wife (Valerie Plame), an active, undercover CIA agent, exposing her as such, blowing her cover, and putting her life in danger. Oh and by the way, doing so is an act of treason, punishable by death.

When initially confronted about the leak, The Bush Crime Family denied any involvement. President Chucklenuts went on to say

“It’s best people wait until the investigation is complete before you jump to conclusions. I don’t know all the facts. I want to know all the facts,” Bush said. “I would like this to end as quickly as possible. If someone committed a crime, they will no longer work in my administration.”

When later asked at a June 10, 2004 news conference if he stood by his pledge to fire anyone found to have leaked Plame’s name, Bush answered, “Yes. And that’s up to the U.S. attorney to find the facts.”

Then, according to “Scooter Libby”, Chief of Staff to Vice prick Dick Cheney, Bush himself authorized the leaks!

Today, after saying in 04 “It’s up to the US Attorney to find the facts”, President Chucklenuts blocked Congress access to an FBI interview with Vice President Dick Cheney and other records related to the administration’s leak of CIA operative Valerie Plame’s identity in 2003.

Do i have to spell it out? These assholes committed treason, and are openly covering it up. What’s worse is our Democratic majority in the House and Senate are doing nothing about it. We all know what liars, cheats, and thieves are in the Bush Crime Family so nothing they do, no matter how “two middle fingers up” it is to the American people, we expect it from these crooks. But ANY Democrat who stands by and does nothing is just as guilty, none more than Nancy Pelosi. Dennis Kucinich is the ONLY true American in Washington, and none of these cowardly Democrats have the sac to defend and support him. Screw them all.

The editor should be fired. Anyone of African-American descent working for them should resign. I’m so damn pissed by this I can’t even really comment. What pisses me off even more is that these assholes tried to defend it. Here’s what they said

“…the magazine said the cover “combines a number of fantastical images about the Obamas and shows them for the obvious distortions they are.”

“The burning flag, the nationalist-radical and Islamic outfits, the fist-bump, the portrait on the wall? All of them echo one attack or another. Satire is part of what we do, and it is meant to bring things out into the open, to hold up a mirror to prejudice, the hateful, and the absurd. And that’s the spirit of this cover,” the New Yorker statement said.”

I say bullshit. there is a political agenda behind this. It’s inflammatory, and racist at best. What is behind Michelle Obama having an afro? An AK-47? Fatigues? Also, if you read the article it isn’t a positive one at all. Which of course is the writer’s right. But you cannot use the excuse that the cover is “lampooning” all the lies about the Obama’s to show how absurd they are if the article isn’t positive. Doesn’t make any sense. That’s not how satire works. All this cover will do is re-inforce the Republican lies being spread about Obama “hating America”, being muslim, etc.

If this cover disgusts you, please write, call, and or email the New Yorker HERE and let them know how chicken shit this is.

Viral…….. According to Wikipedia:

Viral marketing and viral advertising refer to marketing techniques that use pre-existing social networks to produce increases in brand awareness or to achieve other marketing objectives (such as product sales) through self-replicating viral processes, analogous to the spread of pathological and computer viruses. It can be word-of-mouth delivered or enhanced by the network effects of the Internet.^[1] Viral marketing is a marketing phenomenon that facilitates and encourages people to pass along a marketing message voluntarily.^[2] Viral promotions may take the form of video clips, interactive Flash games, advergames, ebooks, brandable software, images, or even text messages. The basic form of viral marketing is not infinitely sustainable.

According to Yahoo News, “Viral” attacks on Obama’s Patriotism is headline news, front page even. Funny thing is, I’m on the net ALL DAY. I haven’t seen any indication of “viral” attacks on Obama’s patriotism. What I have seen are “viral” attacks on McCain. Multiple video’s circulating showing McCain “Flip-Flopping”, contradicting himself, and being outright unaware of what he speaks. Truly viral stuff, different video, audio, articles circulating daily.

Strangely though, I found no mention of ANY of that on Yahoo news, CNN, or any other major internet news source yet. But this so called, invisible “viral” attack on Obama makes the headlines? It seems to me that Yahoo News must be part of the “viral” campaign against Obama. Nowhere on Yahoo have you seen any mention of McCain’s “Spiritual Guide” Pastor John Hagee, or his other “Spiritual Guide” Rev. Rod Parsley and their outrageous views. But for 2 months straight, Rev. Wright was headline news.

The propaganda machine is already in full effect….Don’t believe the hype.

McCain’s skeletons are JUMPING out of the closet, yet no mainstream media coverage. I had to Israelnews.com to find this.

An audio recording has been discovered in which Hagee elaborates on his belief that Hitler and The Nazi’s were “divine agents” of God, sent to chase Europe’s Jews towards Palestine. In his 2006 book, “Jerusalem Countdown”, Hagee proposed that anti-Semitism, and thus the Holocaust, was the fault of Jews themselves - the result of an age old divine curse incurred by the ancient Hebrews through worshiping idols and passed, down the ages, to all Jews now alive.

In the recording below, Hagee implies that God caused the Holocaust because of Jewish “iniquity” and “sin”, and for filling God’s “inheritance with the carcasses of their detestable and abominable idols.”

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Here’s a list of 10 things younger than John McCain, aka Old Man (Abe) Simpson.

There is an entire site dedicated to things younger than McCain, these are my favorite in no particular order.

1. Penicillin
2. The Minimum Wage
3. The Lincoln Tunnel
4. BOTH of Barack Obama’s Parents
5. The Area Code
6. Nylon
7. Velcro
8. Israel
9. FM Radio
10. The Polio Vaccine

You may have heard of Rev. John Hagee, the McCain supporter who said God created Hurricane Katrina to punish New Orleans for its homosexual “sins.” Well now meet Rev. Rod Parsley, the televangelist megachurch pastor from Ohio who hates Islam. According to David Corn of Mother Jones, Parsley has called on Christians to wage war against Islam, which he considers to be a “false religion.” In the past, Parsley has also railed against the separation of church and state, homosexuals, and abortion rights, comparing Planned Parenthood to Nazis.

John McCain actively sought and received Parsley’s endorsement in the presidential race. McCain has called Parsley “a spiritual guide,” and he hasn’t said whether he shares Parsley’s vicious anti-Islam views. That’s because the mainstream media refuses to ask.

After discussing Obama’s former pastor, Rev. Wright, for the last 2 months, with it being the lead story on every show all day long on Fox News Channel and CNN for weeks, replaying video of his controversial remarks over and over ad nauseum, taking the first 10-15 minutes of the most recent Democratic debate to discuss Rev. Wright, wouldn’t you think they would spend 5 minutes on McCain’s two controversial “Spiritual Advisors”?

Since the media won’t question McCain about his deeply bigoted pastor, it’s up to you to call attention to this issue. Make McCain’s pastor problem a major story by forwarding these videos to your family, friends, and colleagues.

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1. You have to be against abortion, but support capital punishment on demand.
2. You have to believe that governments create oppression and businesses create prosperity.
3. You have to believe that the man wearing a turban in the airport is more of a terrorist than the white man carrying a concealed gun.
4. You have to believe that federal funding is a handout and that disadvantaged people should be able to “pull themselves up by their bootstraps,” just like you and your daddy and his daddy before him.
5. You have to believe that someone made up global warming to scare you into not driving that gas-guzzling SUV.
6. You have to believe that being sexually confused is an abomination that God hates.
7. You have to believe that the people advocating those afflicted with AIDS should “stop whining.”
8. You have to believe that if schools don’t provide sex education and/or condoms, then kids just won’t think about sex and it will all just go away.
9. You have to believe that animal rights activists aren’t doing “what God intended,” but hunters are.

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