What The ??

The stripper NOW says the pics were stolen from her and may have been altered. BULLSHIT. Oscar is a VERY powerful man in one of the seediest industries in the world…Boxing. She was obviously strong-armed into saying this, as evidenced by the fact that she “said it” by signing a legal document prepared by De La Ho’s lawyers. Apparently, De la Ho had people pretending to be FBI agents interview her in an effort to keep her from selling more pictures. On 9/23 she said she was coerced into signing an agreement not to release anymore pics of the Golden Shower Boy. As a result, she sued him for (pinky in the corner of the mouth) 100 Million Dollars. De La Ho-ass’ attorney’s filed the document in court a couple weeks ago.The most interesting part is: any disputes stemming from the agreement were to be handled in “private, confidential arbitration.” Which means she got PAID!

A couple things don’t add up. She signed the document stating the pics were stolen from her camera and altered, but then agreed not to release anymore pics?? So did the picture thief steal the pics, alter them, then steal her camera, re-load the now altered pics, then return her camera? If NOT, how does she now have the stolen, altered pics which she agreed not to upload anymore of??

Moral #1. If you’re a “Sensitive” dude who like to wear panties, bra’s, fishnets, heels, and lipstick, don’t let the stripper your bangin take pics of it.

Moral #2. If you’re a dumb ass and she gets pics, Pay the bitch immediately.

Story found here: Smoking Gun

Kanye West is tripping (then again, when isn’t he?). What’s up with the Marvin the Martian boots he’s been sportin lately? Is he looking for his “Uranium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator”? I gotta give him some dap for having a collar though, I would expect him to be in a V-Neck. Although he’s a arrogant, self-centered, overcompensating prick who cries like a little bitch about awards, this album is actually pretty good.

Russell Simmons and “friend” go for a bike ride (how “sweet”). Is it me, or does Russell’s friend look extremely sensitive in his skinny jeans and whatever the hell kind of shoes those are? Not to mention his choice of bicycle….are those sissy bars? He’s definitely Xtra Ralph Tresvant!

Just to set the record straight (no pun intended), be gay, get married, it’s your choice and I don’t care what you are. What does bother me is the “in the closet” thing. If your gay, be gay. My grandma always told me “If you’re ashamed of something you’re doing, then you shouldn’t be doing it”. I think Pimp C recently said that also.

Did Pharrel get his nose from the Michael Jackson collection? He should never take profile pics cuzz it’s obvious he had sum nip/tuck. Nosejobs, tummytucks, ab implants, V-Neck t-shirts, Damn these rappers(or whatever the hell he is) are sensitive…..Oh, and his shoes, Bapes, ain’t nuthin but 2007 jelly’s for men! He’s rated Xtra Ralph Tresvant.

Maybe it’s just me, but LL is looking a lil sensitive here. Is it the tiny ass jacket, the barely over his beltline t-shirt, or the tangy look on his face? What do you think?