I am 30 years old and act like a vain and self-obsessed 13-year old. My dream was always to become a princess, but instead I became a porn star but I still think I am a princess. My body is full of plastic surgery. My boobs, azz, lips, teeth, cheeks, nose, facelift etc. are all bought and paid for, courtesy of a plastic surgeon. The reason why my hair is beautiful is because its fake. I was also jealous of Paris Hilton and put out a SEX TAPE because she did. I idolized Paris Hilton. I used to hang on her like a koala bear all the time, to get my picture taken by the paparazzi. Until 2007 I did cocaine. I know there are pictures as proof, but I will deny it forever.
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We all know porn star, aka the Urinal, Kim Kardashian likes Black meat, especially Black meat in jock straps. She’s supposedly engaged to a white basketball player (lmmfao). Well it has come out that she has been creeping on “White Men Can’t Jump” with a black NFL player. Her “fiance”, Kris Humphries better run NOW, or this is his future:
By Carol Putnam
This simple yet profoundly insightful question was posed by my neighbor’s six-year-old daughter, Jillian. It was inspired by her twelve-year-old sister Sarah’s recent emergence into womanhood, i.e. the onset of her first menses. Rather than try to put a positive spin on this life-changing and often traumatic event in a young woman’s life, their mother—an Evangelical Christian—explained to the girls that this was the curse the great Jehovah put upon Eve for her disobedience in the Garden of Eden.
Just ran across a GREAT song by an artist named Che-Skizza about Corporate America and the Prison Industrial Complex. This is a very important topic that MOST are totally unaware of. Listen to the song and I guarantee it will catch your interest within 20 seconds, and prompt you to educate yourself on the subject matter.


